Is Summer Over?

So it has been an amazing summer. I know I have been bad at blogging. And I am so good at it.???? Really should be more activity from me I know...but I have been busy. And besides the truth is Facebook is a better diary. With all the tracking shit and everything. One thing I have attempted to do was change the name of this blog...But, I am going to need an executive from Google to achieve that...

Originally this was going to be my book. But then JP and I came up with a better idea for My Very Own Cooking Show. And although it was supposed to be launched on July 1 of 2010 we ran into all sort of hurdles. the kind of hurdles that lead to Our very Own Server. And with that came some new Linux challenges and a possible lawsuit. We will get it up and running. JP is a brilliant man and relentless as well. The key to launching this site is making sure it's done right. And I am confident that though much later than expected...it will be so much fun and perfect.

Meanwhile...back at the ranch....I have found a new niche! Swimmers!! I know right? It has sent me traveling around all of New England this summer with more trips to the southern states ( can't tell you how thrilled I am about that) this Autumn. Swimmers love rubber caps that are customized and tie die sweatshirts...so I have been manufacturing both. With the Godfathers money. The godfather you ask?

This man has pretty much saved my life. But there are repercussions as you can imagine. He is demanding...and he wont let me drink.... or sleep with the window washer....all though I do both.
He is an Italian icon here in Portland. And he runs his family and business as if it were really like a mafia. And right now I am on the top of the list. I am welcomed into the family even though I don't want to be. I have my own family. I have my mother and step dad that are the most powerful people in the world to me. They drive to Maine to see me and give me a lot of stuff I would not otherwise have on my own...They look after me at my old age and make sure I am okay. Then there is all my sisters I have who I will never know. The Cunninghams have pretty much dismissed me. And that's okay. I have the Guidi's. And the Cunninghams don't even compete. The Guidi's don't discriminate against gays...and serve really good food!!

Funny things that have happened this summer? Not a lot...I got kicked out of a taxi....due to running my management mouth. Had a friend visit from the UK. And the Godfather kept me to busy to enjoy it. Even put her to work.

The usual awkwardness is present. I flip an egg and it flips back over...that sort of thing...
I swam in the ocean and all I could think about was who else was peeing....(notice the who else)
Oh and I have discovered 'pressure cooking' and have been enjoying it immensely! And, I have a new texting husband potential...from back when I lived in the Berwicks...I am really excited to make him something to eat and then kiss him. (No pressure Mother fucker)

So Look out friends...My Very Own Cooking Show the web site is going to happen. And I apologize for the delay....but I am sure you can imagine the complications. Get your flip camera's ready and start filming your best cooking!!!

Love you all and thanks for everything!